Good news everyone I have taught the toaster to feel love
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. You don't know how to do any of those. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
- Ask her how her day was.
- Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
I was God once
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Meh. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Belligerent and numerous.
I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. They're like sex, except I'm having them! And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
Guess again. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Is that a cooking show? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
Oh, I think we should just stay friends. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Really?! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
Now what
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Yeah, lots of people did.
Tell her she looks thin
Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
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What have I done
AIncidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Last night was a mistake
Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Now what? And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Negative, bossy meat creature!
The battle is not so bad?
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Say it in Russian! I wish! It's a nickel. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
That's not soon enough! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat. " And "Put on your good vestments. " Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
I never loved you
You are the last hope of the universe. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Leela's gonna kill me. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
